Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Listen, can we invite Hal, I mean, if he makes bail? Natalie: Mr. Monk, he tried to kill you. Adrian Monk: No friendship is perfect. Natalie: Mr. Monk, he murdered two people. Adrian Monk: All right, I'll sit between you. You don't even have to talk to him. Natalie: No, forget it. Adrian Monk: Natalie. I'm punking you. That's what friends do. They punk each other. It's fun, isn't it? Now you see if you can punk me. Natalie: You have a smudge. Adrian Monk: That's not funny. Don't- Don't- Come on.