Adrian Monk: I always wanted a best friend. I used to pray for it every Christmas. Best friend. That's what was missing. One friend would have made it all bearable.
Dr. Kroger: Well you had Trudy.
Adrian Monk: That was different. Trudy loved me. But Hal likes me.
Dr. Kroger: Beautifully put.
Adrian Monk: You know what I'm gonna do? I just decided. I'm gonna ask Hal if he'll be my best friend.
Dr. Kroger: You know, I-I've never heard it put quite that way.
Adrian Monk: I just have to figure out when to pop the question. Do you have any advice?
Dr. Kroger: About-
Adrian Monk: About when to pop the question!
Dr. Kroger: No! No, I-I don't.
Adrian Monk: Nothing?
Dr. Kroger: No.