Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Candle's full of water. These are soaking wet. Okay, he was in the shower. Something happened, she said something. He was upset. He opened the shower curtain, didn't even bother to stop to turn off the water. He grabbed the top towel. Went into the other room and killed her. Captain Stottlemeyer: You're pretty damned good when the toilet seat's down.