Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Natalie: You know, he's a nice man, all right? He's in pain. He was crying his eyes out. And, okay, listen to me. He upped his offer. He said he would pay you $25,000. All you have to do is meet him again. Adrian Monk: Natalie, listen. Let me explain something to you. ... No! Natalie: That's it? That's your argument? Adrian Monk: Okay, let's go through it. A, whatever he's asking us to do is probably illegal. B through Z, the man is a leper!