Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Inmate: What are you doing? Jack Monk: I'm speed reading. Inmate: What's your rush? Jack Monk: I'm old. Officer: Jack Monk, your son is here. Jack Monk: I'm looking at you, but I see your mother. Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, no. I'm Leland Stottlemeyer, sir. This is Adrian. Jack Monk: That man looks just like your mother.