Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Natalie: Julie, it's okay. Mr. Monk, you can have any cookie you want. Adrian Monk: Yeah. Julie Teeger: Mom, what happened? Natalie: It's your father. Adrian Monk: My father? Julie Teeger: I almost forgot you had a father. Natalie: Honey, everybody has a father. Julie Teeger: Well, it's just you don't mention him very much. Adrian Monk: Not everyone has a father worth mentioning.