Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Lieutenant Disher: Is this Mitch? Natalie: No, that's not Mitch! Does that look like Mitch? Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. Natalie: That's my grandfather. That's Neville Davenport. He's our patron saint. Captain Stottlemeyer: Was he a detective? Adrian Monk: Nah. No. He was the famous toothpaste tycoon. Help me. Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Adrian Monk: Help me! She's gone mad.