Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Natalie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just settle down here. Captain, if you happen to remember anything, could you please give us a call? Here's our card. Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Natalie: It's our card. Adrian Monk: It's 85 cents. Natalie: Let go of the card, Mr. Monk. Let go of the card! Here you go. Thank you for your time, Captain. Let's go. Adrian Monk: You owe me 85 cents. Natalie: Fine. Take it out of my paycheck. Adrian Monk: Don't think I won't. Natalie: How'd you get so cheap? Really? Adrian Monk: I work for a living! All right? At least, I used to. Now I just get bull-kelp splashed on me.