Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing
Lieutenant Disher: I won! Shana: Lieutenant, this isn't a competition. Lieutenant Disher: I know, but if it was a competition, I would've been the winner. Shana: There's a trick you can teach your friend. If you stick your finger over the edge of the cup, it won't overflow. Captain Stottlemeyer: Ms. Stein, you've never met Adrian Monk. He's not gonna be sticking his fingers in any cups. He'd sooner die of thirst. The thing is, this guy is really fragile to begin with. I just don't see how he's gonna be able to function at all. Shana: Then it's up to you to make him function. Get him back to work. That's the best medicine. Captain Stottlemeyer: Back to work?