Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing
Adrian Monk: Hey, hey, Karl with a K. Man: Oh, hell, he's back. Adrian Monk: Hey, Chucky, you... You missed a spot. Captain can you believe it's been a year already? Capt. Stockton: You know, Mr. Monk, I told you you can test those smoke alarms at home by yourself. Adrian Monk: Yeah, I know, I know. But I'd rather you guys did it. You're the experts, right? Capt. Stockton: [siren] House fire, three alarm. Mr. Monk, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait. Adrian Monk: Captain, I was here first. Capt. Stockton: Sir, there's a house burning down five blocks away. Don't you think that should take priority right now? Adrian Monk: Eh... Capt. Stockton: Don't you? Adrian Monk: I don't know.