Natalie: Thank God you're here. He's having some sort of breakdown. He won't even talk to me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell's he doing?
Natalie: He's cleaning up San Francisco single-handedly.
Adrian Monk: [beeps horn] Hey, Captain! Lieutenant!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where did he get the truck?
Natalie: He told the dispatcher it was a police emergency.
Lieutenant Disher: He's like a vigilante. A garbage vigilante.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You could say that, but don't.