Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
Escobar: Lieutenant, my nose itches. Lieutenant Disher: Forget it. Escobar: Ah, it doesn't matter. I'll scratch it myself soon enough. Lieutenant Disher: Captain, he just said he gonna scratch his nose. Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Lieutenant Disher: The way he said it was like a threat. Captain Stottlemeyer: He threatened to scratch his nose?