Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
Adrian Monk: Hello, I'm number 11. Bailiff: Yeah, I remember. Adrian Monk: I know this sounds crazy, but there's a dumpster downstairs. I saw a police dog sniffing around. I think there's a body under that blue tarp. Bailiff: Judge Rienzo said I should keep an eye on you. He said to report you if you cause any delay or disruption. Is that what you're doing? Adrian Monk: No. No, no, no.