Gladys: Did you write these? Don't deny it, I know it was you! "How are things down under? Hint, hint." "Monk was right, you should clean under the table." You don't fool me for a second. "It goes without saying, don't forget to throw away these little Post-its too."
Adrian Monk: Captain, she never cleans under the tables.
Gladys: You are not the boss of me!
Adrian Monk: Well, I think I am the boss of you.
Gladys: What makes you think you're the boss of me?
Adrian Monk: If I was the boss of you, you'd be fired!