Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Adrian Monk: That might have been the worst lineup in the history of law enforcement. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it wasn't exactly textbook, was it. Lieutenant Disher: Captain, what should I do? Captain Stottlemeyer: You do your job, Randy. You write it up exactly as it happened. Don't worry about me.