Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Captain Stottlemeyer: It sure would explain a lot. Karen Stottlemeyer: Like what? Captain Stottlemeyer: You know. Like you sleeping in the guest room. Karen Stottlemeyer: Because you've been snoring. Captain Stottlemeyer: I didn't just start snoring, Karen. And you forgetting our anniversary. And you not wanting to touch me anymore. Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, we have problems. I'm not saying we don't. But that isn't one of them. Or at least it wasn't. Captain Stottlemeyer: You used to tie my neckties.