Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Adrian Monk: Pregnancy test. Cora: Looks like she had a bun in the oven. Adrian Monk: How do you know? Cora: Those two little lines there, that means positive. See, you pee on that end. Adrian Monk: [groans] Wipe. Wipe, wipe. Wipe. Give me. I need a wipe. Cora: All right. Relax.