Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, just... Just stand over there. Have you been a good boy? Have you? Natalie: Mr. Monk, he's gotta sit on your lap. You're Santa Claus. Adrian Monk: I don't think so. Natalie: He has to sit on your lap. Here. Jump up. Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Natalie: Yep. Adrian Monk: That's too close. All right, just on the knee. On the knee there, a little further. A little further. He's squirming. Santa doesn't like the squirmers.