Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Captain Stottlemeyer: You looking forward to our little party? Alice: I guess so. How late do these things usually go? Captain Stottlemeyer: Last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 a.m. And Terry, Detective Chasen, was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing 'Help me, Rhonda' in Spanish. Terry: That's a lie. I don't speak Spanish. Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yes, you do. Alice: Oh, and this came for you. Someone dropped it off the front desk. Captain Stottlemeyer: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business, Eastwood Auto Supply." You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy. And I think it might work.