Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Natalie: What's he doing here? Adrian Monk: Oh, that's Hondo. He's with me. Figure we might need a little crowd control. Natalie: Can I talk to you for a sec? Natalie: Mr. Monk, he's not a real cop. He's a stripper. Adrian Monk: I don't think so. Natalie: Didn't you see his badge? It said, "Officer Feel Good." Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy's got dollar bills sticking out of his belt. Adrian Monk: I thought he lost his wallet. Hold on a sec. Now wait a minute. Oh, it's on my shoe. Natalie. [Monk trips and lowers his leg into the mud bath] Ah, no, no! Wipe. Wipe! No, I need something bigger! [The stripper cop removes his shirt and throws it to Monk] You may be right about him.