Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Adrian Monk: Is there anything I can do? That wouldn't inconvenience me?
Natalie: Yes. You can come with me tomorrow to my brother's wedding. My date just canceled.
Adrian Monk: A wedding? No, uh I'm sorry. Natalie, I can't. It's a bad idea for for, for seven reasons. Wait, eight. Actually, now that I think of... Nine. Nine reasons.