Adrian Monk: [sings] There is wine all ready for tasting
Kevin Dorfman: A little mayonnaise. Some lemon juice. A little salt, just a pinch. Just a sprinkle.
Adrian Monk: Oh, Kevin, I really appreciate this.
Kevin Dorfman: Oh, stop. This is what neighbors are for. Is that enough? How many people are coming?
Adrian Monk: Uh, I don't know. The captain has this barbecue every year, but I never felt like going before.
Kevin Dorfman: Oh, so this is like your coming-out party?