Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
Natalie: You're drunk! Adrian Monk: [laughing] No, it's non-alcoholic. I got him right where I want him! Look! I'm winking. Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, listen to me! You were right. His name isn't Gruber. It's Al Nicoletto, Jr. He has five arrests, no convictions. He's a contract killer. Adrian Monk: Al, is this true? [Al holds a gun to Monk's chest] Yes or no, is this true?