Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
Larry Zwibell: Oh, transcendent. Like a meal in itself. Oh, just think. A week ago, I couldn't even afford a bottle of pop. Oh, fabulous. Hey, are you all right? Adrian Monk: I'm not much of a drinker. Larry Zwibell: Oh. How many have you had? [Monk holds up one finger] One bottle? Adrian Monk: One sip. Larry Zwibell: Well, if you wake up tomorrow and you're still hammered, you gotta come find me. I'm in room 202 by the back staircase. I got a great cure for a hangover, it's 100% guaranteed. So, um, if you'll excuse me, I'm, uh I'm gonna teach these rubes how to play some cards. Nice knowing you.