Adrian Monk: Hey, did you watch that comedy show on TV Monday night?
Chilton Handy: What?
Adrian Monk: Oh, it was about this family that argued all the time, and the father was always wrong. You could hear the audience laugh. So you knew it was funny.
Chilton Handy: I missed it.
Adrian Monk: Where were you?
Chilton Handy: Pardon me?
Adrian Monk: Monday night, did you go out?
Chilton Handy: Are you a cop?
Adrian Monk: No.
Chilton Handy: Then I don't have to talk to you, do I?