Captain Stottlemeyer: Um, we know that she was seeing somebody. He might be married. You can tell by her credit card records that they went on a trip together in February. They went to Oakley, Idaho. February 10th, for two weeks.
Adrian Monk: He's not married.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's not married?
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How do you know that? [Monk blows his nose] Monk, how do you know he's not married?
Adrian Monk: Ugh. Well, they were there on Valentine's day. If he was married, he would've stayed home.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep, you're right.
Adrian Monk: I need a baggie. They're in the drawer.