Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk. I hope that's your costume.
Adrian Monk: I'm a safety patrol officer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you. So what's so important?
Lieutenant Disher: What'd they get this time? Three Musketeers, Milky Way? It's a pigeon.
Adrian Monk: Well, does he look familiar?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Does he look familiar?
Adrian Monk: Take a closer look. At the murder scene, you kept shooing it away. This is that same pigeon.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you've had a tough night.
Adrian Monk: Captain, this is the same pigeon. I remember it had five little brown spots on its back because I remember thinking that it reminded me of the constellation Cassiopeia.