Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Natalie: Happy birthday, Captain. Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you very much, Natalie. This is probably the most depressing birthday I've ever had. Adrian Monk: I've had worse. Natalie: Did you make a wish? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, I did. Adrian Monk: What was it? [Stottlemeyer is silent] Did it involve me? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, it did.