Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Agent Grooms: It's no picnic for me, either, but I suggest we all try to make the best of it. Try to think of it like a little vacation, hmm? Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Adrian Monk: I can't do this. I can't live like this. I wanna go home. Natalie: You go home now, you'll get shot in the head. Adrian Monk: Hmm. Shot in the head.