Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's Monk? What did you do with him? Chris Downey: Relax, Captain. He's still alive. For now. Captain Stottlemeyer: Where is he? What did you do? You'll be savin' both your lives. Chris Downey: You wanna find your friend. I want somethin', too. I want a car to the airport. I'm already packed. I want a jet that can fly. When I'm in the air, I'll tell you, A) Where I'm goin', and B) Where you can dig up... Yeah, "dig." You can dig... [collapses] Natalie: Oh, my God, I think he's having a heart attack! Captain Stottlemeyer: Downey! Lieutenant Disher: He's got no pulse. Captain Stottlemeyer: Downey! Natalie: Don't die on us! Don't die on us! Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's Monk? Downey! Where's Monk? Where's Monk?