Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra
Natalie: [phone rings] Oh, look, it's the Captain. It's probably about a job.
Adrian Monk: Aren't you gonna answer that?
Natalie: No, I don't want to go over my maximum minutes. [Monk stares at the phone, before turning back to the desk] You've got to be the cheapest man I've ever met. [answers phone] Hello? Yes, sir, he's right here. Well, that sounds fascinating. Really? Well, I hope the crime scene is within walking distance, 'cause I'm not drivin' him.