Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
Sharona: Tired? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I was up all last night with my girlfriend. Sharona: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild. Lieutenant Disher: She's not imaginary. Sharona: Ooh. - What's her name? Lieutenant Disher: Crystal. Sharona: [notices a box] What's her last name, Glassware? Lieutenant Disher: No, it's Smith. Sharona: Do you have a picture? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Sharona: Oh. She's pretty. [turns picture over] Randy, this came with the wallet. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model. Sharona: That's sad. Lieutenant Disher: Sharona, she's one of the top five wallet models in the world, thank you very much.