Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Varla Davis: Hey, coconut, you were talking to the lady. Finish what you were saying. Adrian Monk: You're not crazy. Sharona: What? Adrian Monk: You are not crazy. Varla Davis: You might want a second opinion. This man's not exactly an expert on not crazy. Why didn't you tell me he thinks he's Kojak? A friend has an obligation to tell another friend when somebody think he's Kojak.