Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Dr. Kroger: You, you said that, um, you've been, what, losing things, right? Sharona: Besides my sanity? Look, I thought I handed in a paper at school, and it turned out I didn't. Dr. Kroger: That happens. Sharona: Okay, well, last week I found a remote control in the freezer. Four days ago, my car keys are in the basement, and I haven't been down there in months.