Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Lieutenant Disher: So listen, I got to file a report here. You understand, right? This man you saw he was, what, medium build, about 30 years old? Sharona: Maybe 35. And he was wearing boots and a cowboy shirt. Lieutenant Disher: And he, uh, had a knife in his chest. Sharona: Yeah, and a screwdriver in his ear. Lieutenant Disher: Flat head or Phillips head? Sorry. And this guy, he called you by your name. Sharona: Yep. Lieutenant Disher: I mean, did he say anything else? Sharona: "Douglas is worried about you." Lieutenant Disher: "Douglas is worried about you." Who's Douglas? Sharona: Douglas was my father's name. Lieutenant Disher: Well, where's he now? Sharona: He's been dead for 20 years.