Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
Adrian Monk: I love you both. I'd never let anything happen to you. [to a passing couple] I, I love both my hands. Woman: Good. Adrian Monk: Even though I don't use my left hand as much, I, I still love it. Woman: Okay. [to her husband] Let's try a different restaurant. Adrian Monk: Thank you. It was great talking to you. I feel better.