Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Blackout
Michelle Rivas: I was just reading about you. I was just reading about how you recovered that stolen Picasso. Adrian Monk: Oh. Michelle Rivas: You're a genius. I'm Michelle Rivas, resident P.R. flack and hardhat adjuster. [After Michelle shakes Monk's hand, Sharona gives him a wipe] Michelle Rivas: Are you afraid of cooties? Adrian Monk: Yes. Among other things.