Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Blackout
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Feds found a note, uh, more like a manifesto. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how are the Feds treating us? Lieutenant Disher: So far it's a love fest. They're sharing everything. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's check it out before they sober up.