Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Lieutenant Disher: We're going to be late. Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that a new watch? Did you buy it in a store? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. I bought it near a store. I mean, this one keeps perfect time. Swiss accuracy. Captain Stottlemeyer: Your watch is smoking. Lieutenant Disher: What? Captain Stottlemeyer: Your watch is on fire.