Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Adrian Monk: Okay, well, uh, whoever gets me, I, I just have to let you know I'm going to need the bathroom all to myself, so... Sharona: Um, Adrian, Adrian, um, do you mind if you just guard the luggage over there? Adrian Monk: Hmm? Sharona: Just guard the luggage. And I think they're uneven. Adrian Monk: Oh. Totally uneven.