Adrian Monk: Hello, I'm Adrian Monk. Party of four.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Not much of a party, really.
Hotel Clerk: Here we are, Monk. You have three rooms.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, three rooms.
Adrian Monk: Well, me and Sharona.
Sharona: Wait, wait. I, I thought I was getting my own room.
Adrian Monk: Look, well, I'd rather not be by myself. Me and the captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. No, no. Sharing the cab was bad enough.
Sharona: Well, why don't we just get a fourth room?
Hotel Clerk: Sorry, we're completely booked.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, uh, how about me and Sharona?
Sharona: In your dreams.