Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
Adrian Monk: One second. I'm missing a sock here. Spyder Rudner: All right, Adolf. Let him go. Nazi Inmate #1: It's not about you, Spyder. Spyder Rudner: This guy's a friend of mine. Nazi Inmate #1: He's a cop! Spyder Rudner: Ah, so I've heard. Let him go. Nazi Inmate #1: You'd side with a cop over us? Spyder Rudner: I'd side with a cucaracha over you.