Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Sharona: "I wonder if anyone's ever really been knocked over by a feather. It would have to be a pretty big bird." Adrian Monk: You know what's in this one? He copied the first three books of the Bible. Word for word. Sharona: This guy's certifiable. Sure he's not related to you? Adrian Monk: That's funny. That's funny. Keep reading.