Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Sharona: Here, sit down. Adrian Monk: No way. Sharona: There's a bench. I mean, I can understand your not wanting to sit down on the ground, but I've seen you sit on a bench before. Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Not this one. Yesterday, when we arrived, there was a bird on it. Sharona: You're impossible. Adrian Monk: You married me.