Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Adrian Monk: [points to pencils] Could you take one of these off the table? Sgt. Graham: Why? Adrian Monk: I can't have two. I get confused. Sgt. Graham: Which one? Adrian Monk: This one. Wait. Uh, you know what? That one. Wait. You... You better choose. Sgt. Graham: All right. Okay? Adrian Monk: Thanks. I'll... I'll do the same for you sometime.