Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the TV Star
Brad Terry: The door was locked from the inside. The hooker must have come in through the fire escape. Lee: Minute traces of blood over here. J: Rusty? Brad Terry: Over here. What do you got, J.? J: It looks like a fiber. Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] What planet are they supposed to be on? Sharona: Ssh. Brad Terry: J, don't touch it. Lee, get the spectroscope. Adrian Monk: What the hell is that? Sharona: A spectroscope. It's how they solve the crimes. We should get one. Adrian Monk: Why don't we get two? Then we can solve 'em twice as fast.