Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Sharona: What is this? Adrian Monk: Every newspaper since 1972. Sharona: Oh. Ambrose Monk: I am as God made me. Adrian Monk: It's only three days ago. Wouldn't it be near the top? Ambrose Monk: I have my own system. Adrian Monk: What system is that? Ambrose Monk: You wouldn't understand.