Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Adrian Monk: Don't answer it. Don't- Just don't answer it. I- I might have a brother. Sharona: You told me you were an only child. Adrian Monk: I consider myself an only child. We're not close. He- He has issues. Captain Stottlemeyer: Your brother has issues? Adrian Monk: Don't you people have work to do? There's a dead woman over there.