Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Sharona: Ooh. The personals. Can you move your hand? Lieutenant Disher: I already looked through that section. Nothing in it. Sharona: [moves Disher's hand] "Man with a badge in hot pursuit of romance. I'm 32, fit, sexy, ambitious, with a dynamite sense of humor." Oh, my God. That's you! Captain Stottlemeyer: Dynamite sense of humor? Since when? Lieutenant Disher: Could I have that please? Sharona: No. "Looking for a petite blonde, no nonsense attitude, kids okay." That's me. Lieutenant Disher: Don't flatter yourself.