Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Boz: How are you folks doing? Adrian Monk: Do you really want to know? Boz: No. How about a lottery ticket? Sharona: Oh, no. You just had a big winner. I never buy a ticket unless the jackpot's more than $10 million, so... Adrian Monk: Yeah, $10 million. I don't know how they can even call that a "jackpot."